Forget what you're supposed to do as Chair?
Remember, just TOSS ME !!!
(that is, Christine—not Robert)

•  T elephone to remind people.

•  O btain directions/any paperwork needed.

•  S how up with people who were on time.

•  S upervise event—no slackers!

•  Collect gas M oney.

•  Turn in E valuation/chair sheet.

For more information, please refer to the “How to be a Chair” handout
and Section 3, Clause 9 of the APO Bylaws.

Note : Robert Kong claims to have no affiliation with the publication of this work and credits all fault to Christine Tran, who created and approved it for public display, solely because this acronym has been shown and proven to be exceptionally lame.